9Rules to Web 2.0

#1 – Overdesign a simple page with two input fields where people can leave their name and e-mail to get spammed when the site is online. Although that won’t happen the next upcoming months

#2 – Closed Alpha, Closed Beta, Closed Online, Closed Down

#3 – Use tags even though they are not necessary or just misused. Tag your content, tag your posts, tag your dog

#4 – Use rounded edges, font shadows, bevel and emboss everything, use font-size: 20pt – you don’t want to miss out the 2.0-blind people

#5 – Tell everybody you are using Ajax, although you are just cleaning the house

#6 – Delete all white space from your source code and don’t code in XHTML . Read why

#7 – Use ruby on rails, c on sea, python on road, perl in the sky, php on moon, Basecamp, Backback, eh Backbone, Tadaaaa

#8
– Generate a name, generate ideas . Use this

Done everything?

#9 – Send an E-Mail to Mike Arrington, TechCrunch

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12 Responses to “9Rules to Web 2.0”

  1. Mike Arrington Says:

    Ha! GREAT!

  2. Ken McGuire Says:

    Gotta love web2.0 humour… quite true in parts!

  3. ShitCrunch » Blog Archive » Hyping the poo, leaving out the cool Says:

    […] http://www.dogster.com (the real dog poo and the funny part is: we had a cynical rule “tag your dog” in our 9rules for web2.0) […]

  4. Peter Cooper Says:

    Perl in the Sky! Someone needs to make that!

    I would, but, er.. I’m a Ruby on Rails addict.

  5. theCreator Says:

    Haha to point 2!

  6. ullok Says:

    Very Very nice information here… Thanks

  7. Ted Demopoulos Says:

    10th rule is the most important, but closely held secret

  8. Test Says:

    Hello

    G’night

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